Mantecada

A gay faggot that does homosexual stuff

"Hey look at that guy over there kissing that man."
"NO WAY IS THAT MANTECADA"

by FuturisticRayn March 28, 2025

Malte

A very cute and submissive little femboy who just wants to get pinned down and dominated. Very useful when the group goon rat is past its expiration date.

"Shush Malte, I'm in charge now."

by Torstis May 21, 2025

mafternooning

the group of times that are a few minutes before and after midday, but not midday itself

guy number one: "hey dude what time is it"
guy number two: "11:58"
guy number one: "its the mafternooning"

by pentagonanimates July 30, 2025

Lord Mantequine Himself!

An expression of frustration

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"

by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008

Edmund Mantes

A and misunderstood fellow. people see him as a harmfull cute young man. when really he just wants to be understood and loved. Edmund Mantes has anger problems but that is only if you fuck with him. so please by the will of god. dont fuck with him. or he will do your mom.

I want to be a firefighter when i get older and if that doesn't work out, I'll be an edmund mantes

by Blue Eyes White Jesus September 3, 2011

Pink Malteser

The name commonly referring to a small penis; Malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the UK in the form of small chocolate balls.

"Wow, did you see the size of that guys cock?"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"

by Phantasium August 31, 2012

chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016