The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Mason n is a sigma who is free to use on Sundays if you give him an African shilling and a half eaten tire
Mason n: is a sigma
by Ollie📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯🪔🪔🪔 March 28, 2024
A secret organization protecting the acient artifacts of Freemanism. They are in a holy war with the Sheenanites. They are dedicated to the spread of Freemanism.
"I heard the sheenanites are planning an attack" said Freeman mason 1
"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2
"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.
"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2
"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.
by Freeman mason leader November 13, 2013
This type of Mason hardly knows how to use a phone but half the time it doesn’t matter because he can kiss. No matter the girl or boy he will get the job done
by Hiboyjoke April 22, 2024
by Big_maso February 08, 2022
The best person you will ever meet in your life. Is so quirky and fun, you can't help but fall in love with him from the first moment. Loves national geographic, so make sure you catch up on your fun facts about animals, especially reptiles. He's so sweet and caring even though he may seem like he doesn't care at all, but don't let that confuse you. He really might not care at all. I love him so much... and anyone would be lucky to know and love him as well.
by Hindenburg lover March 26, 2023