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Lauren

"See that Lauren, she is a spider"

Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
by Rad Vlad the Top Lad November 21, 2021
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Laurens Iowa

A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.
Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."

"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018
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Lauren

She swears a lot and is the whitest monkey you'll ever see in your life. Lauren has absolute terrible taste in guys and is obsessed with Peavey Mart and country music. (And Cole ) (And Reece) (And the new guy)
Lauren's head looks like the tip of a weiner.
by pathetic_pickles May 15, 2023
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Lauren

Zotteke
Someone:

Lauren: zotteke
by Whxte November 21, 2021
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lauren laughlin

by Ll1999 February 11, 2014
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lauren k

a little bit quirky but a big rat
smart asf but a british queen

will bully you if you can't stop in a game of basketball
ohmygod its a lauren k!! what a quirky british rat!! oh no, shes coming here to bully me about my standing skills
by ratsareyum October 18, 2020
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Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
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