lunch Runner

A slang term for an active school shooter

The Police got a call about a potential Lunch Runner in the classroom

by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023

angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.

Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."

by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

Lunch

When something is really cool

Bro! that edit you dropped last week is straight lunch

by Ian Dog June 30, 2016

lunch zoned

When you ask a girl out on a date, and she replies yes how about we do lunch.

Mike. Bro I just asked this girl out on a date, and she says ya how about we do lunch.

Tyler. Man you total just got lunch zoned aka put in the friend zone hahaha.

Mike. Man this some bull ****.

by hgo9889 October 14, 2014

Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.

by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024