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Friends go out on a weekly basis for a late afternoon lunch. This will usually be at a non-pretentious venue where the attendees will opt for a three course meal. The main meal for the organiser is 9 times out of 10 - a tasty burger! Lunch Crew used to include a few more people, but has in recent times become a more cosy affair with the two BFFs bonding over their love for good hearty food and more importantly their love for each other!
Just remember the 8 main rules of Lunch Crew:
1. You do not talk about Lunch Crew.
2. You DO NOT talk about Lunch Crew.
3. If someone yells "stop," goes limp, or taps out, the lunch is in no way over.
4. Only two guys to a lunch session.
5. One course at a time, fellas.
6. No belts, no healthy low calorie choices. Diets are for pussies.
7. Lunchs will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time at Lunch Crew, you have to pay.
Just remember the 8 main rules of Lunch Crew:
1. You do not talk about Lunch Crew.
2. You DO NOT talk about Lunch Crew.
3. If someone yells "stop," goes limp, or taps out, the lunch is in no way over.
4. Only two guys to a lunch session.
5. One course at a time, fellas.
6. No belts, no healthy low calorie choices. Diets are for pussies.
7. Lunchs will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time at Lunch Crew, you have to pay.
The Lunch Crew are out on a Wednesday afternoon again?! No stopping those boys getting their chops around a juicy burger!
by JohnDalton January 14, 2026
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