Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
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