JetBlued

Euphemistic way of expressing someone got screwed or ripped off.

Eptymology: Originated shortly after the February 2007 series of mistakes that lefts countless JetBlue customers stuck in airplanes and airport terminals for many hours.

Jack: Check out this amazing diamond ring I bought for my wife on the internet.
Steve: Bro, that's clealy a fake ring.
Jack: You're kidding right?
Steve: Nah, man. You got JetBlued.

by Yahtzek March 3, 2007

Jethro

name: wim - Single Male(altho not sure cos he has titties), plays tfc(or tries).
he is a funny guy when pigs fly

stop eating son, u dont wanna turn into a jethro dont u?

by jaak April 7, 2003

NY Jets Fan

Someone who is unable to afford Giants tickets. Usually because they are uneducated and need their money to pay the mortgage on their trailer home.

Did you have any interest in the Super Bowl this year. "No i am a NY Jets Fan"

by Mr. Meat February 16, 2004

jethro

an extremely impressive bong which a large grouping of persons in a single city has hit.

jackass 1: god dammit, jeff's bong is the shit!
jackass 2: fuck that man, Jethro is way more crucial.

by Tons-Of-Fun July 21, 2008

New York Jets

The worse team in the AFC East. Better known as the doormats of the NFL.

Look at those New York Jets wasting another 1st round pick.

by Doug R May 18, 2006

Jeter Fever

better known as herpes, allegedly a few celebs may have or may not have contracted herpes from interaction directly or indirectly with Derek Jeter

Namely; Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Mariah Carey

Ewww dude you can't mess with her. I heard she's got the Jeter Fever

by Bruce Da Truth August 27, 2007

jetto

when somthing is soooo freakin ghetto ... it is Jetto

oh my god .. this town is soooo freakin JETTOOOOOO

by mishelley February 27, 2008