one eared dog

A loser with no social skills , an underachiever that,s going nowhere. a person thats so fucked up there is no help now or ever.A person even the best talking doctor can,t help.
Rich dragged another one eared dog to the party last week.
by rexcars May 27, 2009
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Ear/Vagina Clearer

The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.
My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.
by Wiggle_Wam July 18, 2013
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South Philly Ears

The stereotype that all people from South Philly have unusually small ears.
You could tell where he grew up because he had South Philly Ears , that were way to small for his head.
by lgoh March 07, 2017
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gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs
Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue
by kirsty November 19, 2003
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delhi ear fuck

When someone shits in someones ear, and then proceeds to urinate in the ear while ramming their cock into the ear cavity causing penetration of the brain. This also results in the person getting a nut busted in their brain stem. Often occurs in India.
"Call the fucking ambulance!!!"
"Why what's going on."
"I just walked into Tyler's room and Serena is lying on the floor unconcious."
"What the fuck?! How did that happen?"
"I think Tyler delhi ear fucked her! It's an Indian tradition."
"Oh, Shit!"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 30, 2008
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Arkensas Ear Clean

Stroking your penis until reaching climax, than shoving it into the girls ear just as you cum. For full potency, you must cum so that the semen flies in from one ear, right through the brain, and straight out the other ear.
Last night was so satisfying! We were just planning on having regular ol' sex, but I decided she should get her ears cleaned at the same time. So I gave her a good ol' Arkensas Ear Clean.
by Tamizzle May 20, 2007
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bite your ears

An iddiom, usually used to describe someone who acts stupid or retarded. Also used to describe something stupid or retarded.
Only an idiot who wheres a helmet and tries to bite his ears off plays that sort of game.
by Hiro August 29, 2003
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