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Minecraft Civilization

A type of vides, normally one hour long, that are completely brainrot with some of them being parodies while other being more unironic.

The premise of the video is something like this:
A character starts as a noob in X civilization.
there are leather, iron, gold and diamond levels of X civilization and gold level abuses their power and harasses leather level noobs. The main character who is leather noob must defeat them and change X civilization once and for all.
Hello guys, I am in Minecraft Parkour Civilization!

The Cliche Introduction:
Hi, I am from Minecraft X Civilization. But... I am a total noob! And we noobs have it very tough in Minecraft Civilization. The Iron and Golden X bully us everyday and force us to mine dirt with wooden pickaxe. However, I want to collect enough dirt coins to buy a ticket to the Arena which can change my life, then if I win the arena I might even rank up to Iron Level and eventually change Minecraft Civilization!
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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Minecraft good Fortnite bad

the truth.

based on 'four legs good two legs bad' from animal farm by George Orwell.
'Minecraft good Fortnite bad' is the ultimate truth
by anonymous September 25, 2023
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Minecraft

Dude Minecraft is the best game out there right now.
by Kchandler1990 February 18, 2020
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person.1 do you wanna play fortnite
person.2 are you challenging my diamond sword?
person.1 then i guess it will be time for minecraft
by bälte September 16, 2019
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Minecraft

The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(

Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories

Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
i play minecraft
by Elias B.M September 23, 2022
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Minecraft

The one word that has like 100 definitions of being a drug. Like, that's a lot. Why do so many people make that very exact definition?!
Person 1: Hey, do you know what Minecraft is?
Most of these definitions: I T ' S A D R U G !
Person 1: Um, okay...
by YeetMyTeeth February 20, 2019
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Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.
by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019
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