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At this point, her father had woken up. "What is going on in here?!?!" he yelled, flinging open to door. "Oh Papa," Belle crooned, pulling my throbbing cock out of her, "we were just having some fun!" Seeing his horny daughter soaking wet and naked did something for Mr. Mason, and he yanked down his pants to reveal his giant hairy dick. "OH PAPA!" Belle cried, and ran to her father, immediatly kneeling and sucking hard and fast on his dick. "OHHH BELLE!" he cried, "I didn't know you were so good!" "There's a lot you don't know about me," she said seductivley. She grabbed his arm and pulled him to her bed. I no time, I was making out with Belle the slut with my boner shoved up her pussy while her father was pounding her from behind. Belle started gasping for breath and in no time was having orgasms like there was no tomorrow. I felt myself precum and yelled "I'm about to cum! Get ready!" The force of my cum was so powerful that it threw me backwards onto the floor gasping in pleasure. "Holy shit!" I yelled, looking at her clock. I pulled on my clothing and ran outside so I wouldn't be late for school.
At this point, her father had woken up. "What is going on in here?!?!" he yelled, flinging open to door. "Oh Papa," Belle crooned, pulling my throbbing cock out of her, "we were just having some fun!" Seeing his horny daughter soaking wet and naked did something for Mr. Mason, and he yanked down his pants to reveal his giant hairy dick. "OH PAPA!" Belle cried, and ran to her father, immediatly kneeling and sucking hard and fast on his dick. "OHHH BELLE!" he cried, "I didn't know you were so good!" "There's a lot you don't know about me," she said seductivley. She grabbed his arm and pulled him to her bed. I no time, I was making out with Belle the slut with my boner shoved up her pussy while her father was pounding her from behind. Belle started gasping for breath and in no time was having orgasms like there was no tomorrow. I felt myself precum and yelled "I'm about to cum! Get ready!" The force of my cum was so powerful that it threw me backwards onto the floor gasping in pleasure. "Holy shit!" I yelled, looking at her clock. I pulled on my clothing and ran outside so I wouldn't be late for school.
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