Hobocan

The low income housing area in the city of Hoboken, New Jersey.

It is called hobocan cause HOBOs CAN live there. Just like New Jersey is NY trash can, HOBOCAN is to Hoboken.

by MAlice August 9, 2012

Hobodiculous

Anything that is so ridiculous, it makes you want to quit your job in preference to the simple, efficient lifestyle of a hobo. Coined by the twitter feed #IWishIWasAHobo.

From the Twitter Feed:

My boss is #Hobodiculous. He constantly reminds me that intelligence and creativity are rarely a prerequisite for promotion.

by Marcus Arelious August 29, 2012

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

hobo picking

when you break up bud with your fingers

i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit

by 420gmoney January 16, 2013

hobo brothel

Where hobos gather to have sex.

"I've seen finer bitches at a hobo brothel."

"This bathroom reminds me of a hobo brothel."

by espnguy March 16, 2013

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Hobo'd

To get so drunk you lose your shoe, end up with another persons shirt, pass out on the ground covering up with a newspaper, wake up smelling like piss, shit, and vomit. Basically getting really drunk

I had a horrible day at work, I'm getting Hobo'd tonight!

by THEchrisbritt August 31, 2013