some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.
see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification
see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification
"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."
by malice January 14, 2005
by Malice June 12, 2004
1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
by Malice September 17, 2003
1. Jarin meaning "visit several clubs"
2. Slang for masturbating or Pleasuring oneself
Clubbing the Seal
Spanking the Monkey
Cocking the Gun
Waxing the Rod
2. Slang for masturbating or Pleasuring oneself
Clubbing the Seal
Spanking the Monkey
Cocking the Gun
Waxing the Rod
1. Dude Lets go Clubbing Tonight!
2. Shit, My mom walked in on me when i was clubbing the seal in my bedroom!!
2. Shit, My mom walked in on me when i was clubbing the seal in my bedroom!!
by Malice September 06, 2003
by malice November 20, 2003
It is called hobocan cause HOBOs CAN live there. Just like New Jersey is NY trash can, HOBOCAN is to Hoboken.
by MAlice August 10, 2012