lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

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gold weekend

This upcoming weekend

Susie: "Nickelback concert on Saturday. You coming?"
Zeek: "Nah, I'm going to Bend, OR for the gold weekend"

by Georgecostanza March 18, 2015

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goin for gold

Trying to win something

Jeff: hey, my names Jeff and im goin for gold

by sweetpussylips77 April 11, 2015

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Fool's gold digga

A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.

She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

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Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.

"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"

by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016

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gold digger

Gold Digger = A girl that doesn't really love you and just wants your money. She will lie and tell you she loves you, and take everything you have. When you run out of money she will move on. She is always on the look out for a rich person to woo with her charm and wit. Aka whore only smarter. Fake girlfriend that lies a lot.

That girl Jessica is a Gold Digger WhoreSkankSlutladydivasofineJessica

by Frank2015 November 2, 2015

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