going elin

what happens when you get so pissed at someone that you take whatever they love the most and either a)beat the shit out of them or B)break it into little, indescribable pieces right in front of them. similar to how elin wood took that golf club and beat the shit out of tiger woods.

Wife to her friend: Gurl, i am so sick of my bf's xbox 360. i think he would rather hook up with that damn than me.
Friend: Gurl, me too! i ended up going elin and threw my hubbie's at him last night...twice...

by th4t b1tch u h4t3 December 22, 2009

Going Catholic

going catholic involves abstaining from masturbating, or drastically cutting back on frequency, to increase sex drive

dude, ever since I started going catholic, I pop a woody at will!

by boojairbuh March 1, 2009

going fishing

when having sex an your condom comes off, and you must get it out of your girlfriends vagina.

Man i was doing your girlfriend last night and i pulled out for sec, looked down and figured out i was going fishing.

by samurai_47 March 31, 2008

going yard

To hit a home run, but overused by annoying talk jockeys who want to sound cool.

"Lame announcer" ...and then Jeter went yard and when Damon came to the plate he also went yard. Seems like the whole lineup may be going yard today Brent. No "smallball" today!

by holdennnnnnnnn September 16, 2009

go dumb

Goin' stupid doo doo retarded, ridin' the yellow bus, thizzin' on a pill, dancin' on top the boxed-out scrapper

Every time I hear Mac Dre I go dumb.

by J.Barksdale July 31, 2006

go greek

To go greek is to be a willing recipient of anal sex; this phrase usually refers to the first time this occurs, but can be applied to a veteran too. The 'g' in greek can be capitalized, but it doesn't change the meaning. This slang originates on the US east coast, but hilarious misuse of it pops up at universities all over the country during fraternity and sorority rush weeks, since a lot of them make signs and banners saying 'go greek'.

My girlfriend finally decided to go greek.

Did you know that Josie goes greek?

by Steve Lackey August 30, 2006

going to the mattresses

to prepare for a protracted fight

From the movie "The Godfather":

CLEMENZA: That Sonny's runnin' wild. He's thinkin'a going to the mattresses already. We gotta find a spot over on the West Side

by slugbait October 22, 2006