fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

When you run out of cheese sticks

me: im hungry

me, opening the fridge and seeing no cheese sticks: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

friend: bro whats wrong

me: no cheese sticks

friend: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

Fuck-Hat

One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.

Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"

Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"

by CMallinson December 20, 2008

Fuck Scan

Upon entering a bar/club/party/office... checking the room for a likely candidate. Or upon entering said bar/club/party/office.. feeling Fuck Scan eyes fall upon you...

" We were fuck scanned by every man in the room as we walked across to the bar"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"

by Futures& Loyalty December 11, 2010

Fuckably

Combination of 'to fuck' and 'probably'. Used to describe a person we not necessarily like but would probably fuck.

Don't confuse with Fuckably Hot

- Do you like him?
- Fuckably.

by dumb_dj March 10, 2011

Fuck shit fuck

The word you express when you are about to die in COD, or any other multi-player game.
or when two curse words just aren't enough

*Stuck with Semtex*
"FUCK SHIT FUCK!!"

*Last alive in search*
"FUCK SHIT FUCK"

"the paper was due today"
"FUCK SHIT FUCK!!"

by LEROYYJENKINNS November 29, 2011

Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).

Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"

by Belly22 January 5, 2013

Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.

I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.

by wyldwillie September 4, 2013