Breakfast of Champions

That thing your dad says.

Boy, this sure is quite the breakfast your mother cooked us— a regular breakfast of champions.

by SomeDude22 April 27, 2019

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019

Delicious Breakfast

When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.

My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.

by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019

Sibu Breakfast

A verb, used to describe having sexual intercourse with the local of Sibu (mainly FooChow). While performing the act, the local will be scolding and vervally abusing you, which turns the other party on.

James: Did you hear our the noise from Sam’s room last night?
Jessica: Yes. Well, the scolding is what motivates Sam.
James: I’m pretty sure Sam had himself a big playe of Sibu Breakfast

by Foochowppl September 28, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.

Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife

by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019