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Stood-Fish

When a hovering group of less attractive women surround themselves around the better looking woman. It makes the better looking woman appear more attractive.
"It makes her as an 8, appear as a 10, with those lurking stood-fish hanging about"
by Klempaticus November 28, 2017
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Fish Killer

A 6-pack of beer cans. So named because the empty discarded plastic holder can catch and kill fish if they swim into one of the holes.
I just got off of work, you wanna pick up some fish killers of bud and watch the game?
by strohsbeer February 24, 2009
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Fishing Tackle

Bob's always wearing those tight pants, showing off his FISHING TACKLE, and trolling for women at Wal-Mart.
by Tummyhorse90 September 2, 2013
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Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture
Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.
by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010
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Squigly fish

Surprising someone by wiggling your finger up one's anus (without them knowing), while yelling "SQUIGLY FISH!". Clothes may or may not be worn during this.
*John is standing in line at the concession stand waiting to get his popcorn*
April: SQUIGLY FISH!!!!
John: HOLY FUCK! YOU GOT ALL THE WAY IN THERE DAMMIT!
April: Yeah what can I say, I'm just good like that.
by April and John November 14, 2006
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Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.
Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.
by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016
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J-Fish

1.) Someone who frequently chilli dogs others.
2.) Someone who obseses over shit-on-tits
Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.
by C.Bronson May 16, 2008
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