Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023

Coolidge feet

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.

Look at her feet! She definitely has Coolidge feet.

by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023

Femboy feet

No. Don't. YOU FUCKING BUNGHOLE STFU

Harry: Hey, search up Femboy feet!
Me: Okay. *searches*
Me: AAAAAAA MY EYES I WILL NEVER LOOK AT MY TOES THE SAME WAY AGAIN
Harry: hahahahahahaha

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 8, 2023

feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.

Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.

by D Chris April 22, 2024

Whoopin’ feet

A L.A. slang way of saying “Getting knocked out of your shoes” during a fist fight.

Guy 1: “Hey man did you see that fight between Kenny and Aubrey?”

Guy 2: “No what happened? Who won?”

Guy 1: “Kenny did! And he knocked him out his shoes too! He was Whoopin’ feet!!”

by Calcutta2 May 1, 2024

whoopin feet

'whoopin feet' is a slang in California which means you beat someone so bad that they come out of their shoes.

He's Terrence Thornton, I'm Terence Crawford, yeah, I'm whoopin feet

by MountCyanide May 2, 2024