Evan Rees-Weideman

An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.

Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman

by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019

evan smith

the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?

"that is such an evan smith move," says person 1. "I know it was so lit and freakin awesome bruh,"

by urbandictonaryisreliable February 16, 2018

evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Evan Atkins

A pimp ass broski whose ex is a bitch but he still tapped that

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Evan sheeran

A absolute unit and known dangerous roadman

Bro that drilla is such an Evan sheeran

by A literal wagon June 24, 2021

Julian evans

A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words

Julian evans is such a great teacher

by totallygaymaddy March 8, 2021

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025