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by kanna banana May 9, 2022
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logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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Evan Moment

Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"
by The_Woke_Tits May 13, 2020
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Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass
Wow evan smell like fetus poop
by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019
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Evans

A man named Evans is very unloyal he is involved with multiple women at once and has no regard for other people's feelings
Evans is a player
by MEME_GOD May 20, 2022
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Evan

Evan has a flesh body
by Not.ALieEn November 23, 2021
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evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty
evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt
by odium deus February 16, 2022
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