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Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).
Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...
by SteamboatWillies December 14, 2008
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duds

A North-East English phrase meaning "trousers (pants)".
Pull your duds up man, your arse is showing.
by gilburtgtr September 29, 2012
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dude

n
Informal
1. A word which refers to a city dweller who vacations in the west.
2. In the west, a person who is very fancy and/or dresses sharply
3. A man or fellow
4. A person of either gender, used as a term of endearment or friendliness
5. A person of either gender used as a general term, not necessarily of endearment.
6. An interjection of happiness, satisfaction, or awe
7. An interjection of dissapointment or sympathy
8. Oh, fuck it. Dude can mean *anything*, you retards. It can probably be a fucking verb, for God's sake.
Dude, there was this dude and he totally duded me dude.
by Lol May 13, 2005
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dudu

Word for "black" in the Yoruba language, which shares many words with the ancient Egyptian language and may indicate a common origin.

Also a black/dark brown soap manufactured from shea nut butter in western Africa noted for clearing the complexion.
Have you tried that dudu soap? It cleared up my skin!
by Another Ed October 3, 2012
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dudette

The female counterpart of "dude" However, people do use the word dude, but no one uses the word "dudette" unless in assosciation with dude.
by 8-Bit Mario May 13, 2005
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My Dude

A way of talking to people when you don’t wanna call them by their name.
Hiya, my dude!

My dude, you’re hilarious!
by Cosmora July 29, 2018
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Dancin dude from six flags

Old dude that dances in six flags commercials. This dancin dude cracks me up all the time.
da_da_da_da_DA-DA

dance, dude, dance!
by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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