Daddy Meme Master 

Master of all memes. Basically controls the universe. Is the most spiritual being in existence, besides the holy trinity (Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado).

Please daddy meme master, fill me up with your organic memes! * moaning *

Daddy Meme Master by Sadvacado August 19, 2016

Daddy’s milk 

A saying that is used when a cum slut wants a sprucing of warm human semen that is a product of ones father

Alex: what are you doing tonight bro?

Joel: drinking daddy’s milk

Daddy’s milk by Belvedere bumperdinkle May 16, 2018

Daddy issues 

1. A patronizing term for victims of child abuse that puts the blame on the victim instead of their abuser
2. A go-to explanation for why a woman doesn't act the way a guy wants them to

1. "It's not my fault you've got daddy issues. *insert bullshit comment about straight culture or apologism*"
2. "She won't just have sex with me for no reason. It's gotta be the daddy issues."

Daddy issues by Chandler Tribbiani January 4, 2019

Daddy Big Dong 

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.

I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!

Daddy Big Dong by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

daddy's whore 

a person who will do whatever their daddy (their significant other) wants

daddy whore

Boy: "Suck my dick, bitch"
Girl/Boy: "Yes daddy"
Boy: "That's right, you're daddy's whore"

daddy's whore by bisexualpotato August 7, 2016

daddy please 

1. (n.)An exclamation used during sex to signify pleasure.

2. (n.)A phrase used by toddlers when they don't get something they want from their daddy.

3. (n.) A statement that one person wants to engage in sex.

1. Oh, oh daddy please, more of you hard drive inside my port.
2. BUT DADDY PLEASE. I WANTED THE PINK RHINO.
3. Daddy please put your big elephant trunk inside me and wiggle it around like a band-aid.

daddy please by Fried glue December 6, 2016

daddy dick 

what a guy with a large penis sometimes calls his package. sometimes this enormous penis size is merely a figment of his imagination. guys like this are usually annoyingly cocky.

Sadly Misinformed Guy: "Deez hoes can't get enough of this daddy dick!"

daddy dick by Vee Dawg September 1, 2005