Telly Clapper

Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.

Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?

‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’

‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’

by BW_ January 7, 2026

cuttin and clappin

it means to basically be tweekin and actin crazy

lmfao maaan that bitch cuttin and clappin hard as hell fam

by alex beeyotch September 6, 2010

Death In Clapham - Cocktail

A cocktail made famous by the great writer and author J.G. Nowak. Recipe: Pour 25ml of Ouzo over ice into a champagne glass, top up with champagne, garnish with lemon and consume. Tradionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.

The Death In Clapham - Cocktail is traditionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.

by JGN January 1, 2014

like the clappers

Hummin' along

Darryl was driving his Swift he was going like the clappers
Good one Darryl 👍🏽

by Terry222 July 31, 2017

Kole is a big clapper

What you say to a person name Kole who claps big and has "the clap"

Kole is a big clapper.

by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 15, 2018

Are You Clapped?

Yes.

Mason: *looks up "am I clapped?". Sees that there are no answers for this very important search. Decides to answer it.*
Are You Clapped? Well if you are Mason then yes.

by Trueroo June 10, 2019

Mahoney's Rule Clapback

When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.

Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"

by mahoneysrulehater February 5, 2020