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Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018
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free-range child

A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
by Raynemom June 8, 2014
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Main child energy

when your the sibling that gives off the most main character energy
Katniss gives off the most main child energy
by dumbdefinitons:) April 17, 2021
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Middle Child Syndrome

A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.
Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS
by I_am_froggychair June 26, 2021
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Capitalism's favourite child

Those who are enabled by capitalism to succeed not by virtue of their talents but by their willingness to follow established systems to get to the top of the food chain. In addition, willingness is not enough to be regarded as the system's favourite child; access to resources and information is essential too.

Basically, these people are considered followers as opposed to pioneers since capitalism doesn't really support creativity and diversity.
Capitalism will always honour its favourite children over those who are truly deserving.

You can be the best and still not win, only capitalism's favourite children win.

Capitalism's favourite children are so out of touch with reality, they think poor people are lazy.

We are all measured up against a white man, that is capitalism's favourite child.
by Vasthoe June 12, 2022
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Unpaid Child Support

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!
I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
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child be good wrentch

A wrench witch a gardian figure can carry to yeet at a child to make them good
The teacher yeeted the child be good wrentch to make timmy behave in class
by Masterkrin August 10, 2023
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