california roll

Strictly white people's type of sushi. This, by NO means, is a real type of sushi which features rice INSIDE the seaweed.

real sushi is rolled inside the seaweed, unlike he california roll.

by KRHimself March 9, 2005

california

Home of the green fanatics that think economics does not matter. California is now bankrupt with most of it's business population finding homes in Nevada or the north eastern states.

Lets hire Arnold to run our state because he was a movie star, then lets take care of the environment, fuck the people's jobs, charge taxes like crazy and spend more than we have. Oops, we just bankrupt California!

by Realism August 10, 2009

california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause

GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!

by the fire man July 20, 2009

California Fappers

A person who is turned on and then masturbates to the California Gurls music video.

Friend 1 Its so strange... a lot of my friends are California Fappers and I don't understand what turns them on to this horrible music and crappy video..
Friend 2 -starring at computer watching Katy Perry-

fap fap fap

by thismusicisshit1289 September 3, 2010

Californian Snake Charmer.

Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.

(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').

yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'

by paul_styles November 14, 2010

california fudge slide

when a woman shits on a guys dick and then he bangs her with it .

Yo mikey really gave that hootchie a california fudge slide at the party last night.

by kIDFuNkyFRieD April 4, 2011

California Tortilla

A chain of epic Tex-Mex restaurants on the East Coast notorious for having excessive amounts of lewdly named hot sauce, handing out free Pop-Tarts, putting the words "Darn Tasty!" in front of menu items, and shouting "Yee-Ha!"

A perfect match for anyone who loves somewhere wacky, somewhere fun, and somewhere with (yup, I'm gonna say it) Darn Tasty Food.

Have you been to the restaurant California Tortilla? Instead of a bell to ring for service they have a squirt gun.

by SoundVsVision January 16, 2011