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Gibson is my favorite person i want to have sex with him :)
lemmie fuck you gibby. Gibson Is So Sexy Can We Agree?
by Sadie Houston:) February 18, 2022
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Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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Juul in a can

Lots of smoke that’s inside a soda can.
Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU PUT A LIT UP MATCH INSIDE THAT THING!?!?
Person 2: I call it juul in a can lol
by Adamsnon February 11, 2023
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It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.
master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.

Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.
by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023
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pussy in the can

man chill with allat pussy in the can ass sh*t
by bigpwaybitch July 27, 2023
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Can't do anything about it

Hym "I can't do anything about it? I ALREADY HAVE! I've shaped the course of human history! And if you try to stop me from carving my name into the discourse I will just find something else to carve it into! I will rewrite the overarching narrative under which you await your impending death WITH MY BARE HANDS and you will sing my praises.. In your prayers... For eternity!"
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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awesomeness in a can

Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.
TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
by SURFDUDE88 December 8, 2023
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