Bahai Blast

A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.

The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

gram-blast

To expose a person or situation via social media, especially instagram.

I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.

by MrMeanwhile April 25, 2017

Blast

To go full out or over indulge.

My girlfriend and I just broke up, I need to blast tonight.
I'm so hungry I could blast some food right now.
She's so hot, I could blast her.

by Will.I.Am & Simon Says August 27, 2019

Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023

back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.

I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.

"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"

by sigma_man January 18, 2024

Mini Blast

To arrange drinks with friends, get drunk in short amount of time and to not stay out that late. But have a great hang!

Last night I had a mini blast with Ashley and Justin! I was home by midnight and I’m not that hungover today!

by Coopcooper162 December 4, 2018