Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

Bataljon

Bataljon (substantiv, obestämd form, en bataljon, plural: bataljoner)

En samling av två eller flera ananasfrukter, ofta placerade tätt ihop i en grupp. Förekommer vanligtvis i fruktdiskar, på marknader eller i lagerutrymmen där ananas förvaras tillsammans. En bataljon kan variera i storlek men kännetecknas av frukternas närhet till varandra, antingen naturligt eller genom arrangemang vid transport och försäljning.

• “Vi beställde för mycket ananas, och nu har vi en enorm bataljon att ta hand om.”
• “Vid marknadsståndet låg en stor bataljon, redo att säljas.”
• “Kylrummet var fullt – där inne väntade 2 bataljoner på att packas upp.”

by fake swedish words February 8, 2025

Battle Creek handjob

A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole

yeah I got me a Battle Creek handjob behind the bowling alley

by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025

Battle Game In 5 Seconds

It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.

Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”

I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???

by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025

Battle of Mid

Refers to a legendary battle which took place between Jan, 17th, 2025 to Jan, 19th, 2025, in which the Palestinian fatman lost tobthe polish twink which caused him to crash out on his friend's birthday. All for the measly reward of the most 5/10 woman with assests bigger than squirrel girl.

Have you studied for the test?

Yeah, the Battle of Mid was a very interesting read!

by DragonDeezNuts69 July 1, 2025

Batflam

The process of inserting a baseball bat into a woman's glory hole at the speed of light for maximum efficiency (and penetration).

Guy 1: I just batflamed your mom!
Guy 2: Did you hit a homerun?
Guy 1: No, I shoved a baseball bat into your mom and now she's disfigured.
Guy 2: Aw shucks... She was a bitch anyway

by cokeinmyass69 July 27, 2025