badger costume

noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.

Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.

or

Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!

by Amy and Whit October 27, 2005

Bargersville indiana

A town south of Greenwood Indiana where high school teens go to smoke weed and visit "haunted" places such as "Cry Baby Bridge"

Also where the KKK likes to play hide and seek. they still have many warning signs on sideroads.

"dude im going down to bargersville indiana and getting blazed. you in?"
"hell yea! last time i went we shut off the car and heard a baby crying so we got the hell out of there!"
"Im so pumped"

by indianapotheadsociety December 1, 2011

badgermilk

Creamy, tasty substance that comes from Badgers. Coveted for it's silky taste, great for all milk products. Only produced by special Badgers, badgermilk is a rare and creamy substance,

"Yo homes can I get some milk?" Freddy Asked. "Nope, but I got something even better." His friend said. "BADGERMILK"

by Eat A Badger January 5, 2009

MySpace Banger

a person who gang bangs on a neighborhood or a person from a neighborhood while they are on myspace

posting bulletins that say: F*** yo hood, F*** Bloods, F*** Crips, ECT; OR Sending messages with the intent to call someone out... ***PLEASE NOTE: MySpace Banging could be deadly...

MySpace Banger: also known as FaceBook Baner, MyYearbook Banger, ECT. The word MySpace can be changed to many names due to the fact that there are many social networks...

by Sheena R, April 24, 2008

badger

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.

'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'

by ferret boy May 22, 2006

badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers

by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.

Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."

by ajgutterbags May 18, 2011