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stiffie time

The meaning of the phrase 'Stiffie Time' comes mainly from the word stiffie.
Any time a man (or woman for that fact) is a little over-excited, it's a stiffie time.
Stiffie Time can also mean: Hard, or constantly horny.
1.) "Man, these beers are giving me a STIFFIE TIME right now!!"
2.) It's 'Stiffie Time' I think we should mate in that closet over there.
3.) "Don't hit that dude over there during 'Stiffie Time' he'll fuck you up!"
4.) What time is it? STIFFIE TIME!!!
by Stiffie Steve September 1, 2005
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stiffy time

See Stiffie Time.

'Stiffy time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.
What time is it?! STIFFY TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffy time tonight.
Why is it always stiffy time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffy time.
by StiffieSteve May 30, 2008
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It's time to disco!

It's time to have sex!

("have sex" can be replaced with "disco," like in Bollywood films, where censorship precludes any mention of sex)
Person 1: I'm so drunk.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 3: What should we do?
Person 1: It's time to disco!
Person 2: Yeah let's disco HARD!
Person 3: Yeah! Get out the disco balls.
Person 1: Point your fingers up.
Person 2: Thrust your pelvis.
Person 3: Ow!
Person 1: Can't stop.
Person 2: Won't stop.
by karsonwr December 7, 2009
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Naked Time

This is a time in the day or night where a group of individuals remove their clothing and enjoy the company of one another. These people may or may not be living in the same residence. Normal ativity resumes during this time; just without the restriction of clothes
Ian Tim James and I all enjoy naked time together every Thursday. We cook, watch TV or sit and chill
by We-Love-Naked-Time August 5, 2007
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Clark Time

The process of wanting to spend quality time with someone then just walking away.
Melissa said I came down to spend Clark Time with you but in reality she just walks away.
by Mother Denise October 31, 2008
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Shed time

Shed time is when you have given your entire weekend to the Woodshed, and loved it. Your inner timer has switched to up all night sleep all day. Where as 4pm is morning, and 2 am is noon.
Mom..Your drinking coffee at 5 pm?

Me: Yes im still on shed time
by CherryDaze April 29, 2011
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Cheddar time

Cheddar time is the time of day you take to melt cheddar cheese in your buttcrack, and then have someone or something eat it out.
John’s wife knew what she was in for when she heard him yell, “it’s cheddar time!”
by Willie Boi April 21, 2019
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