Sage moment

A retarded statement

Having little value

Can result in loss of brain cells

Wow that was a sage moment

by Julie sumner June 20, 2021

Yugh Moment

When someone attempts to sacrifice themselves for a greater cause but end up dying without helping at all (Reference to the short story Dawn by Camilo Soto, where a character named Yugh does that exact thing).

You just pulled a Yugh Moment

by ScubaTank March 6, 2019

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

Anastasia moment

Anastasia moment – is the ultimate Murphy’s law moment (“Everything that can and cannot go wrong, will go wrong”). It is when a person (not necessarily someone who goes by the Greek name Anastasia), had good intentions, but somehow lost control of things, causing them to backfire and go so wrong that one would think that “that’s it, there’s no way out”. However, because the name Anastasia means “resurrection”, the things magically work out, leaving the person at the butt end of the joke seemingly unscathed (only slightly humiliated) .

- I just had the ultimate Anastasia moment!
- What's that like?
- I can't use my arms to carry stuff, because I am on crutches. But I wanted to eat cereals for dinner and watch How I met your mother at the same time, but my family had abandoned me. So I go downstairs to the kitchen and I come up with a brilliant idea, I put cereals and milk into a tupperware, I close it, and but it on my head. I am balancing my way to the TV, I go up five steps, and boom, it's all on the floor. It looked like I had puked everywhere, so I quit and just sort of sat there... My mom didn't even yell. That's how pathetic I am.

by AnaBronana May 2, 2018

Hannah Moment

When a girl giving a blow job throws up on your penis!

She was giving head and then he touched the back of her throat and she had a Hannah moment!

by gmanusm June 23, 2016

Tommy moment

The word Tommy moment is used to describe a moment of pure joy an victory.

Tommy talking about Tommy moment: You know I’m allowed to have moments? Everyone does you know

by aaaaææ May 8, 2021

Brisbane Moment

1. The use of too many buses when a metro line or another higher mode of transit should be used.
2. Any image or scene depicting obscene number of buses.

I accidentally re-enacted the Brisbane Moment in my Cities: Skylines save.

by lagcom2000 March 29, 2023