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Alex Portelli

A very deranged young boy who is very strange from time to time. Hobbies include Nordic skiing, mountain biking, tech decking, and groping thighs.
"That dude is such an Alex Portelli, in other words, a crazy mother fucker!"
by 09876543q March 21, 2023
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ALEX TURNER

ALEXANDER DAVID TURNER IS LIKE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER OF ALL THE SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS TO ROME THIS PLANET. He’s so photogenic and awkward and doesn’t know what’s going on around him. He’s really bipolar with his fashion and can’t make his mind up with what hairstyle he wants. Some people will say that he doesn’t know how to sing but bruh he obviously does if he’s come this far with his music 🙄🤚🏻. Or maybe it’s just his SEXY MOTHERFUCKIN SELF THATS ATTRACTED ALL THE GIRLS.
Omg! he’s such an Alex Turner to me 😫
IS THAT ALEX TURNER!! I’m gonna faint
by Someone took me name July 23, 2021
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Alex Kocovski

A large sloth life creature who naturally resembles a gronk of the highest order. Alex Kocovski is usually found in line at Centrelink or leaving the whore house
Fuck Alex Kocovski, you been down at the whore house again, you stink you ground
by Jumbojim90 November 4, 2019
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alex hunter

Alex Hunter: *falls*
Me: Stay on your feet Alex!
by harold hunter the dad August 22, 2017
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sussy alex

A dude who has cockroaches in his house and is fat. usually likes to say sus, imposter, or other among us related slangs and occasionally likes to moan and act sus.
hey did you hear we are going to have a new coworker?
Yes, I hope he isn't a sussy Alex!
by totallynotafemboylover January 1, 2022
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Alex's ball

long term damage

originating from the movie "Ghosting" when Alex ran over Nick's leg so Nick punched him in the balls. Nick ended up being fine, but Alex's ball was permanently damaged.
That guy punched you pretty hard. Are you sure your ok?

Yea I'm fine. This isn't like Alex's ball.
by adhd93 October 23, 2011
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Alex (a girl)

Alex is a girl who is absolutely amazing, kind, beautiful, hot, funny, fun, lit and a really cool girl to hang out with when you need someone. If you ever have the chance to date Alex, you are a lucky one. Alex will treat you very well and you should treat her well too. Alex is just a great girl who most guys fall in love with.
I wish I could be like Alex (a girl).
by ALEX (GIRL) May 26, 2019
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