Pie crust

a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.

Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Pie-john

Native American,lazy Indian, usually Joe t...

You are a pie-john

by Junheyy88 October 16, 2017

as easy as pie

To be very easy

"Oh, come on! Even a child could do that, it's as easy as pie. "

by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017

to make pie

to have sex

"Do you want to make pie tonight?"

by unicornbladder April 5, 2017

pie mouth

Whenever you burn your mouth with food to the point where you can't taste anything else.

Example: Can't Taste it ive got Pie Mouth

by Piemouth101 April 12, 2017

purdie-pie

when you're playing pretend with your girlfriend and have sex at the same time but then she finds out your dick is super small.

"we were having such a good time but then he pulled a purdie-pie"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

fried pie

Someone who has done waayyyy too much LSD and never really "came back"

Last night was wild man, I feel like such a fucking fried pie.
Ya I don't know if I'll ever think strait again!

by Tootsmgoo February 16, 2017