heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.
Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
by Kavakahn December 10, 2022
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heart rate shy

Someone that isn't confortable with their own heart rate. Scared of looking like a toc because of their unreasonably high resting heart rate.
"Hey Frank, what's your heart rate?"

"Nah fam, it's way too high I don't wanna show it to you. I'm heart rate shy bro"
by nabanane February 06, 2020
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healthy heart attack

when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.
oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.
by obesiverse 2 February 28, 2017
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Fallen Angel Hearts

A furry who made furry animations in the past

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HEY LOOK, ITS FALLEN ANGEL HEARTS AND HER BOZO FRIEND ZINU!!!!111!!!
by Zahori April 28, 2022
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bleeding-heart liberal

an individual and idealist who at times espouses very reasonable, perhaps even thoughtful, political inclinations but whose lack of character and unsubstantiated smugness make any discourse they may embrace largely unpalatable to any self-respecting citizen.
Self-respecting citizen #1 "Well, I half agree with Tom (a bleeding-heart liberal) on that one. But Jesus, I just can't get over him wafting his own farts towards his nose like that."

Self-respecting citizen #2 "You know, i thought that was slightly odd too...."
by iamthedawgthebigbaddawg January 12, 2011
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bleeding-heart libertarian

One who believes that certain values typically associated with the far left, such as environmental sustainability and animal rights, are fully compatible with (or even a natural extension of) their libertarian values. Essentially, one who believes in compassion but doesn't believe that robbing Peter to pay Paul (i.e. government appropriation of our income) is the least bit compassionate.
A: You're a vegan? I thought you were just one of those nutjobs that believed we should eliminate the Federal Reserve and legalize heroin.

B: You know me, bleeding-heart libertarian.
by vnjersgn October 13, 2010
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black heart emoji

Sending a heart to the opposite sex... like for a girl if you have a guy best friend you'd send them a black heart and vise versa
"I sent branden a black heart emoji ,but I'm not dating him, we're just friends."
by Black heart emoji April 24, 2017
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