pre drunk

the state of euphoria when you know that you will be getting drunk later

also known as pd

we were so pre drunk at dinner today we couldnt stop laughing

by one ill bitch October 16, 2009

beer drunk

the level of drunk halfway between slurred speech and stumbling, usually caused by many games of beirut.

"Oh man i'm so...beer...drunk." "Yes. I too am beer drunk"

by spunkmunkey April 22, 2006

god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

cum drunk

Actually means a dizzy cunt, one seemingly not in touch with things. Spaced-out, even dim. Relates to post-rocks off condition. Of course, one would have to have observed a woman in that condition to make the connection, probably only a distant possibility for the wankers and rump rangers posting here.

you cum-drunk motherfucker, watch where the fuck yer going!

by Buckwheat April 1, 2005

Drunk-keeper

The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.

"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."

"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."

by Vri May 12, 2010

proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.

Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk

by BuzzytheBear September 10, 2016

Tub Drunk

When you're so drunk that your friends have to put you in the bath tub to pass out.

Person 1: Greg got so wasted last night that we had to put him in the tub.

Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.

by Go Bot April 2, 2011