When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.
by JessOdair August 29, 2011
by canuks rule October 28, 2009
A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
by jeff93 January 07, 2010
by Lasagarfield May 08, 2023
Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
by KL4805 August 02, 2018
This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.
Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
Dirty Canadian Tire
by higogogaga April 06, 2023
When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
by pimpmasterG December 08, 2014