by jiveturkey001 September 29, 2005
by OW364 August 20, 2008
(n.) The sweat that forms in the asscrack after a sustained period of strenuous physical activity, like running in the summer with three pairs of sweatpants and three layers of coats on in Taiwan. Also can be the sweat that forms in your butthole due to an intense masturbation session or from being horny for an excessive amount of time.
After playing an intense game of squash, my shorts were drenched in crack sweat. Most unpleasant.
Michelle made me so horny and hot inside that crack sweat started to form in my bunkhole.
Michelle made me so horny and hot inside that crack sweat started to form in my bunkhole.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
by jamie March 17, 2004
The act of licking between the butt cheeks or anus of your partner. Similar to "tossing someone's salad".
by Justin 5757 May 14, 2007
After loading a meth pipe with fresh shards you need to melt them down to puddle and then blow all the residue smoke out while allowing the puddle to cool down. Once the puddle has cooled it will have become one giant crystal. What this does is allow you to burn some, if any cut off and also keeps the shards from flying in your mouth. You can now smoke your meth.
I just loaded a fat ass bowl of some of the best meth in town. Let me crack it back and hit it a couple times then I'll pass it to you.
by IcE_SmOkeR December 14, 2009
What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
by Jodi S March 03, 2008