When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.
So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.
by Scrilla Don't Lie January 24, 2019
Rebecca: Jenny is such a goody-two shoes, she is so annoying.
Uma: But her sister, Jessica, is a total rebel one-shoe. She always marches to the beat of her own drum.
Uma: But her sister, Jessica, is a total rebel one-shoe. She always marches to the beat of her own drum.
by netflixxlove March 03, 2016
when someone takes too long to collecting your trainers from the storeroom in a popular highstreet shoe store they are in fact having it off on a mound of shoe boxes downstairs disposing their remains in your new shoes.
by jimbo warrier January 29, 2009
by ~vibes~ April 23, 2020
by Pink Floyd05 September 27, 2006
A hint one gives to a crush for them to make a move.
Procedure: Girl pretends her shoe is untied. She leads boy into a dark place where she can tie her shoe. She bends over and ties it slowly. She looks up at him and pouts her lips and waits for him to take the hint.
Sometimes some boys don't take the hint. They are losers.
Procedure: Girl pretends her shoe is untied. She leads boy into a dark place where she can tie her shoe. She bends over and ties it slowly. She looks up at him and pouts her lips and waits for him to take the hint.
Sometimes some boys don't take the hint. They are losers.
Jessica - "I was tieing my shoe, can't you take a hint?"
Brian - "When normal people tie their shoes it means their shoes are loose, not that they want to makeout hardcore."
Brian - "When normal people tie their shoes it means their shoes are loose, not that they want to makeout hardcore."
by Jes Disaster March 17, 2006
Gangsta Rapper (to me): I got my fly shoes and shit, and all yo bitch-ass is got is seven dollar shoes.
Me: Go to hell you asshole.
Me: Go to hell you asshole.
by The Happy Hour Guy October 30, 2007