Bark up a tree

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"

by Prajna_Disciple May 5, 2024

Grow your tree

Get a boner

Go grow your tree!!!!

by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024

Grow your tree

Get a big FAT boner.

You have a small pp go grow your tree

by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024

the blue abiko treatment

"the blue abiko treatment" involves brutally shoving your ex-spouse/partner against a wall and breaking their spine in the process, paralysing them forever.

"she broke up with me so i gave her the blue abiko treatment"

by FearItSelfPlayz May 9, 2024

don’t tread on me

Could either refer to the 1991 song by American band Metallica or could refer to a flag popular among Republican Americans, in which the flag is a reference to said 1991 song by American band Metallica

“Bro, I love Metallica’s song ‘Don’t Tread On Me’”
“Don’t tread on me pal, you’ll be regretting it”

by Rag2123 May 31, 2024

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl

Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight

by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024

Binary Space Partition Tree

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"That nerd Jeff is such a Binary Space Partition Tree"

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024