fucking poo face

A disgraceful insult for a little shit.

Twerp: Btw I killed your dog.

Macho Man: You fucking poo face.

by Truffle the Minion March 4, 2014

shut fuck the up

what you type instead of shut the fuck up in a hurry.

Random troll: "OMG this guy sucks totally like this fuking commenntt !!!111!!!
Average rage user: "SHUT FUCK THE UP!"
Grammar Nazi: "Don't you mean shut the fuck up?"

by gobbleshit November 28, 2014

what the motherfucking fuck

Bad word. Its better if you wont know.

What are you doing? What the motherfucking fuck!

by Kakolo Pichikapolo January 2, 2015

Captain Fucking Obvious

Someone who is such a Captain Obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out.
Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up

Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."

by Estretoseten February 23, 2015

Chop the fuck chop

A condescending, passive-aggressive way of telling someone to make haste. Far superior to simply saying "chop chop".

Why are you taking so long? Chop the fuck chop!

by FrostyCan May 15, 2015

Fuck Off Challenge

What you tell someone to do when they get obsessed over a challenge on the internet or just someone you fucking hate that's extraordinarily annoying.

Eric:"Rob, I think since you love doing dangerous challenges and not bothering to do anything productive in your life. I suggest you try the Fuck Off Challenge."
Rob:"The Fuck Off Challenge? How do you play it Eric?"
Eric:"Fuck off and do something productive with your life."
Rob: * D: *

by General saltine July 19, 2016

Undercover fuck boy

A boy who is a piece of shit but puts on an act of being a descent man to get into your pants.

I went on a date with this guy and he seemed nice, but I looked at his instagram and I think he's an undercover fuck boy.

by Kelsoinshroomerland August 3, 2016