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bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021
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Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007
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pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u
(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.
by Jordan March 14, 2005
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It's about time I cleaned out that bakery

Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)

Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".
by Domsky September 13, 2023
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National Take your opp out day

A day when you take your opp out for food and be nice to eachother, then y’all can beef after the day ends
national take your opp out day: A day where you take your opp out for food and be nice
by Yunginn August 3, 2022
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get your mind out of the gay gutter

Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.
Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.
by Chrisocracy January 3, 2010
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