by the same token

similar to on the same boat or wavelength

Katrina: by the same token, nico thinks im a bitch
Paul: ahahhaha pretty cute, you owe me a voucher then

by PaulDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD January 9, 2013

Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

On the same rock

To be on the same rock with someone is to be in tune with each other's thoughts.

Daniel: "Dude. We should make a pizza."
Meg: "I was thinking the exact same thing! We are totally on the same rock broski."

by Nutmeggie September 2, 2013

On the same banana peel

1. On the same page
2. Being bad at Mario Kart

Person 1: hey, that guy is kind of a tool right?
Person 2: yeah man, we're on the same banana peel

by Mariomaster September 7, 2013

chilling in samoa

having sex on a beach or coastal place outdoors and/or in public
applying self-pleasure on a beach or coastal place outdoors and/or in public without paying attention to anyone who might be watching
displaying public nudity with confidence

"hey, you busy now?"
"just chilling in samoa"

by kfj August 26, 2014

Pulling a Sammi

when your are slow at responding to a joke or comment because of lack there of understanding of topic being joked or commented about.

i was pulling a sammi while listening to a story from my friends. i was so lost

by JewWords August 20, 2016

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016