Go home and sort your life out

An insult/comeback only used by the evilness in the world (which is chavs) against emos

Jakky G:Errrrrrrrrr your face!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!

Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!

Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok

by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008

Blow It Out Your Ear Craphole

An expression used in modern culture meaning that the "Craphole" in question should "Blow 'It' out their ear"

Biff: I so beat you in that game man
Bill: Blow it out your ear craphole

by Cracker Jay February 21, 2003

Punched out the back window of his Subaru

A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.

Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.

I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.

by SmirkAndTerror December 7, 2016

National make out with your friends day

Ever wanted to make out with one of your friends ?! August 20 is the day! Make out with your friends for a fun time 🥴🥴 .

Yo dude it’s national make out with your friends day
Bettt! Come hereeee

by xoxo.shaynaaa on ig :)) February 29, 2020

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

by awesome24678 January 9, 2017

Twist and rip my fucking heart out

Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.

Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.

by crazyloser2285 November 17, 2021

Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop

Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop is the best band ever! They make amazing alternative music!

Person 1: Hey what are you listening to?

Person 2: Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop made by the band called Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop

Person 1: Oh i love Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop by Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop!

by GoofeyGoober14 July 14, 2021