Today-ing

That decision point when you wake up and decide whether or not you will be 'today-ing' or whether you ought just take a dump and go back to bed.

A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.

by AvastMeHearties September 3, 2025

Stephen hawk-ing

When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.

(On computer monitor) bro last night was crazy she gave me a stephen hawk-ing

by anonymous May 24, 2024

Dro-ing

To pick and choose what benefits you at the moment.

That guy is always dro-ing, he picks and chooses all the time. He never picks a side.

by Plantains September 23, 2022

Fractional Ass-ing

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.

I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.

by Wags86 May 15, 2022

Mackle-ing

Homosexual intercourse in which a man uses his mouth to push a dildo in and out of another man’s anus.

“That guys breath stinks he must have been Mackle-ing last night.”

by ScottyGooner March 23, 2024

Inge

Inge is a female name meaning beautiful.Inge is a beautiful woman with a personality that confuses most peole. Inge is a calm and down-to-earth person, who tolerates negative energy

E.g Inge, from Germany ,is such a sweetheart

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.

"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.

by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020