The Internet

We’ve all seen good thing and bad thing on the internet mostly things that have ruined our childhood and adulthood moral of the story don’t go to the dark side on the internet like Dank memes and things I can’t say or the fbi will come knocking my door down and put me behind bars

Man fuck the Feds ❗️❗️❗️

The internet is stupid like Donald trump and mike pence and funny like borat.

by YNWyoungDevil October 27, 2020

Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021

Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.

Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!

by ShizaMez August 23, 2022

Super-fun-happy-internet-time

Pornography - a nice euphemism

I've scheduled 2 hours of super-fun-happy-internet-time into my revision timetable sir

by Dr Bastard April 12, 2010

Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.

Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.

by japanesque October 25, 2019

I depend on internet numbers for money

Something youtubers say while advertising their channel.

A youtuber of 1M subs variety: Please subscribe, I depend on Internet numbers for money

by God of family-friendliness December 30, 2021