Uke

A Ukrainian person

The Ukes seem to be winning the war

by Lil Skelly November 27, 2022

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That was so ukhra

by Yryirhdujede yugfihifyticgfujj September 3, 2022

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Shortened inoffensive name for a Ukranian, especially one who was recently displaced by Putin and Zelenskyz inability to end their fued. The term Ukie is actually derived from the American version "Okie". Okie was first used during the Great Depression to describe people from Oklahoma , who sought a better life in California, but was later used to brand any migrant from any state who wished to improve their lives. The term "Okie" was offensive as it implied that American migrants were lazy, inbred, country bumpkins who just wanted to ruin California .That was not true, they simply wanted a better life for themselves and their families.They were mostly hard working, decent, honest folks who were the victims of a man made economical disaster. The depression was not only orchestrated to displace and destroy families but to take their land and make them entirely dependent upon the Government.

Hey Ukie, where are you from?

by anonymous September 6, 2022

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Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

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