man turtle

90% turtle 10% man.A vere slow unmanly person

You are such a man turtle!

by sapireriana May 26, 2009

Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.

Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow

by Elven Angel September 26, 2013

Save turtles

We shall save the turtles because they are amazing creatures

Metal sraw to save turtles

by Janse October 3, 2019

turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.

Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot

by McNogger November 30, 2013

Turtle Milkshake

To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.

My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.

by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011

turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

by Sausage King June 11, 2006

mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 3, 2003