A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.
by Elven Angel September 26, 2013
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My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.
by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011
Get the Turtle Milkshake mug.(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."
Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."
by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017
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Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.
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Get the turtle cock mug.when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
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