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Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)
Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?
by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018
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turtle teasers

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser
I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!
by ardisT October 28, 2018
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Turderang

A term used in reference to deflecting an unwanted responsibility that will ultimately come back to the deflector. The term combines the concept of tossing a hot turd (akin to the hot potato), and the boomerang effect.
Johnson, don't ignore that problem, that thing is a turderang and you'll only have to deal with it later.
by ilja2k December 12, 2018
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Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.
by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019
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Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.
I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike
by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 1, 2019
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Turtle'd

When you think you're home free, but you get blindsided from no where,& BAM!!!! You are totally fucked!!!
"Hey did you hear that Corey got turtled last night?" Yes!!!!, Its a horrible feeling to get turtle'd
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