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tool

1)a person being used by others often without knowing it.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.
3) buyer: this bag is slack
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.
by Sr. Escobar August 21, 2007
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Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(
Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!
by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018
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Tool

A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.

B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.
A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.

generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?

generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!

generic tool #1: OK! :D

Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!

B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:

oh this tool is lov.. *loading*

generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..
by your_friendly_tool February 26, 2009
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Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.
Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.
by aew920 September 29, 2014
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Tool box

A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.

"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."

"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"

- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023
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tool

an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.
Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?
by link2397 November 19, 2009
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