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Tony reid

A tony reid is a fat poof who wears fakes clothes and thinks he is a badman when all he does is smoke catnip
" awww here is that no that tony reid and brandon "
" aye fucksake "
by Mussy boys March 26, 2023
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Tony

A braindead dumb kid who has no life but has a heart. He is a smart person but acts like retarded kid around others. He’s always thinking about girls and always get jealous of his friends whenever they hang out him. Jealousy is his motivation to succeed in school.
Tony The best even tho he has lacks confidence with the girls sadly for right now.
by tony meh November 24, 2021
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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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Lil Toni

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.

Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five

Guy 1: wtf why you bully me

lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you

Five hrs later

Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied

Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni

Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one

Officer 1: oh that one
Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.
by big black bus September 27, 2018
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TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.
by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023
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playboy tony

A chill ass dude, who is always straight boolin. He also dont give a fuck bout any hating ass dudes. He also has great music.
"Playboy Tony has is the best coming out of Pilot Point, no cap.."
by Playboy Tony March 19, 2019
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Tony Boy

Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap
🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy

🎼won’t you be my pony boy

🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome

🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
by Dirty Lamberti March 31, 2022
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